Cat > Chat every time
Cat > Chat every time
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Chat in french is cat.
G sounds like j'ai (I have)
PT sounds like (pété) farted.
The french media had trouble with that one when chatgpt 3 came around.
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coincidentally one of the most foul-smelling farts I have ever encountered was from my cat
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Chatgpt is an amazing tool IF you know a bit about what you are looking for. I have more than once argued with chatgpt because I knew it was giving me wrong info. Use it like you would use google translate. If you nothing about it assume it's wrong
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Doesn't arguing with ChatGPT sound like an immense waste of time?
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Well yes, the thing is I needed a list of all NIST80053 families, controls and improvements in a specific format. It was easier to make chatgpt get the correct info than to format it myself lol
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Not if you like arguing.
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Yes, but my employer pays me either way.
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Yes but it's about devaluing labor not accomplishing tasks.
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A waste of time, sure, but also wasteful to the AI company because of the resources required to respond, and therefore a win.
That’s why you should always send an extra little message to thank AI tools after you use them. In addition to being polite, leading you to potentially be spared in the case of an AI uprising, it bleeds the AI companies just a teeny tiny bit, which adds up.
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Alternatively, if you know little to nothing about what you’re looking for.
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Even if you don't know what to look for. Just k iwing what is sensible to ask for and what not, is a necessity. Like "hey chatgpt, I need to elarn about Grafana. I know its a monitoring thing but thats all. Can you give me some sources and keywords to research?:
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Yes as source of info tool it's better than google
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Huh. Every time I ask Cat a question, they just reply with 'give me more food'. I don't think it can be trusted...
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Sold.
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God dammit Donut
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Has anyone made CatGPT?
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that's just letting your cat walk on your keyboard
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Meow
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yes, but you don't turn my inane rambling into coherent notes.
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Now I so want to vibe code a wrapper for deepseek that's just an ascii cat that lives in your terminal and refuses to engage on your terms but keeps begging for treats and swatting at your cursor. The only output it generates are hallucinated "cat facts"
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Wouldn't this just be a very simple bash script and a large selection of ASCII cats?
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Could be, but all I know about bash is that it's what I did to my brain 6 or so times and now I'm vibe coding cause i can't learn new things unless they remind me of when i was 11 and having a religious experience because I finally got the damned r36h to connect to ssh and compile hello world. Ideally the script would have a single set of ascii cat animation loops that would be able to interact with the terminal text, climbing, laying on, pouncing, ascii ball of yarn etc. Then you would have a wrapper for a chatbot could be deepseek, just needs to be able to make up things about cats and roleplay in text as a cat. So maybe you could have a command, say caterm, that runs the cat but also you can give it prompts, caterm feed treat and the cat maybe does an eating animation or maybe refuses the food or knocks it over. But sometimes if you get complex with the prompts it starts talking to you son of Sam style and makes up cat facts that aren't true just an infinite amount of batshit things about cats. And once I get it working how I like it, I'll release it without documenting the functionality well and watch what unfolds. Maybe only I find that funny but it makes me smile
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We're cooked cat
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CatGPT is it your dinner time?
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But chat means cat already
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Plus you get pspspspsps
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Chat, j'ai pété