I just shitpost🙃

I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet
- Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.
  In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.
Thanks to that, I know an employer I can't trust.

even better i dont have social media

What do you call lemmy/mastodon then?
- The best distiction i've heard is that social media follows people (twitter, youtube, mastodon, etc... whereas lemmy, reddit, etc... follow topics. They're more like news feeds with a comment section.
- Ive always differentiated lemmy/reddit from social media for 2 main reasons. First because it isnt (or wasnt) full of "influencers" trying to push shit on you. Second and probably more so, becausee its anonymous. I dont know anyone one here personally and no one knows me. These platforms are more like collections of the internet with a comment section, imo. Not much different than things like The Chive or even a news site, but instead of news, its memes and sometimes news
- No more social media than 4chan
- I don’t
- Antisocial media. (I.e. perpetual bickering.)

Thats me. I have 2 "social media" accounts, Lemmy and YT (coz I need the tutorials). My yt account is an old ex-boyfriend account that I stole from him a good 10 years ago lol

I love that

Real

Mine are up but the details apply to about 2010-2013 era activities. Definitely no longer a priority 🙃

Who up posting they shit

If I had the energy I would comb through your account and profile you to prove you wrong. Even with the shittiest shitpost with as little sense as possible you are still putting part of yourself out there. Pair that up with comments and other posts and one can find out more about you than you want.

U either have to unemployed, paid enough money or have aloooot of free time to understand my diarrhea of an account
Half of what I post is bullshit and I'm not telling you which half. Is this comment included? You'll never know for sure.
- According to my online presence I'm a 58 year old overweight lesbian developer from Nebraska.
  I could also be a 22 year old white supremacist rancher from Montana.
  Or I could be a fat balding Iranian guy running a motel out of Southern California.
  whelp....guess that's all I've got.