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I feed my local murder of crows peanuts almost every day. Those ungrateful fuckers couldn't give two shits about me. For a while I thought they were bringing me little gifts of seeds and berries as a thank you, but then I realized they were just puking that stuff up so they could fit in more peanuts.
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This helps when trying to deal with the fact that my job feels inherently worthless.
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I put a bird feeder up because birds eat insects that destroy some plants. It was a very successful squirrel feeder.
Same. But over time I grew to love that fat greedy bastard
My great hope is that this is how my wife feels about me.
I wish I could feel the same way. I love animals but as I get older squirrels are animals I like less over time more than any other animals.
Me as a toddler: "Squirrels are so cute!"
Me as an adult: "Why is the squirrel eating wires?"