3w ago

We cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicks

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My European dick is measured in centimeters
- Yes, why would I use inches?
  
  Yeah, why not using light years? smh
- I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.
I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side
- Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.
  
  I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour
I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.
Measue it in decimeters.
Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?

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