“Oh yes, let's sit on this bench, very cozy.”
“Oh yes, let's sit on this bench, very cozy.”

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Angelino Desmet (@stardust@fosstodon.org)

Alt text: "Photograph of a bench surrounded by cars in a public square that's actually a parking lot. Extremely visually displeasing. NSFW."
Ted.... Don't you feel like they've moved a bit closer when we aren't paying attention?
Nancy, don't be silly. Cars can't.... OH GOD! THE VOLKSWAGEN! RUN!