😱 Open source robots are too dangerous. We need to keep everyone safe. Luckily there's government approved good behaviour modules, as per the "For the children" act of 2036.
That anyone would even want a non-FTC robot is so dumb. It's an easy boost to your credit score, and they only report bigotted or otherwise undesirable behaviour. What are you, a fascist?
It's not unlike dating a neuro divergent person and accidentally mentioning something about a current hyper fixation of theirs, except the ad isn't 30 seconds, and although it is skippable, you know they aren't going to function quite right until they've finished.