Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?
Only sensible answer for such bullshit question
If it's a gamma blast, shielding your eyes would do nothing.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?