Forgot to bring the dog food in. Something got hungry.

Doggo -

Oof it's the expensive stuff too

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

I left a bag of cat food in the garage. Cats must have found it because it has teeth marks all over the bag.

I discovered we had a trash panda sneaking in through our cat door to steal our dry cat food after the food container kept mysteriously opening overnight, and how my sloppy-ass cats were had not been leaving kibble-bits all over the floor. Freakin' raccoons even took those.

They were involuntarily relocated to the next county over. Haven't seen them since.

Someone* probably