my wife says i eat apples like a whore what do you think
my wife says i eat apples like a whore what do you think
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What? How does she eat apples?
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she bites off chunks and puts them on a plate so she can eat it with a fork
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And that is the whore way of eating them?
I hoped you meant at least this:
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iabt with your wife just use your Bowie knife thats what its there for
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bowie knives are a must have
you are so right bowie knives are amazing and i mean theyre just so versatile and useful and i love how they can be used for all sorts of things from cutting apples to defending yourself
key benefits
- cutting apples
- to defending yourself
- wife bad knife good
dont let them take away our rights
i think every american should have a bowie knives and know how to use it and its just absurd that some people want to take away our right to bear knives
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Apples hurt my teeth and my tummy.
they hurt my tummy too
i think my wife just wants me to be insecure about how i eat apples so she doesnt have to deal with my diarrhea after
Stand up for yourself. Don't let a woman dominate you.