Outside a sandwich shop in Canada

Confused metric person... I'm guessing 3 inches is significantly less than 1 foot?
- 3 inches is ~7.6 cm and a foot is ~30 cm.
- If this is true, I envy you for being shielded from the abomination of a measurement system USC is 🥲
  People in Australia still use feet and inches for height even though they use it practically no where else, and I'm guessing most people could not use it reliably in any other context.
  "That guy is 6 feet tall"
  Australians: "Oh, okay"
  "That's 50 feet away"
  Australians: "What"
  Drives me nuts. I will be that annoying person who prompts people to say it in metres or cm. "I'm 180" (said as "one-eighty") is just as fast, and in a system we actually understand.
  Ugh.
- A foot is 12 inches.

What's the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn't a convicted rapist.

... Neither is Trump? He was convicted of fraud.
- He lost the rape case, but it was a civil case so well done. We're all impressed with your pedantry.
- Ok let me fix it for you: "What’s the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn’t a rapist."
  Happy now? Convicted or not, he is a rapist, and was best friend with the most notorious pedo of the past 50 years, so 98.7% chance he is a pedophile.

Can the small pickle be exchanged for a small mushroom?

only an idiot would make that trade; so yes, that trade is not just possible, it's inevitable

Where's the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn't official without the cheeto dusting.

Ah, right. Orange color.

For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.

Of course with absolutely no vegetables and a side of diet coke

Yall remember how we were "a laughing stock" under Obama and Biden?

Yeah...

Gotta love the Canadians!

... and your choice of either topped with cheese wiz, or a single slice of american kraft 'cheese' melted over the whole thing.

I'm wondering what would happen if somebody actually went in and ordered one. is this in Alberta because then maybe somebody might think it's in earnest

Beau’s! Is this in Ottawa (or the Valley)?

Beau's rules. They've been great for years.
- They have! I heard (unsourced admittedly) that they help out smaller breweries a lot too, going as far as donating old equipment to help get them off the ground which I think is so cool of them

There was a mixed beverage called Trump, I can't remember how it goes but it got Russian vodka in it at least.

Someone suggested a cocktail once: A white russian with fake gold leaf and a slice of orange peel.
I made it once without the gold leaf, and it's quite good. The orange aroma pairs nicely with the coffee taste.
It's way too good to be named after mangolini

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

I'm guessing it's also really tiny so baby hands could handle it.

!lemmysilver this is fucking amazing 👏