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Plot twist: all time is imaginary time.
65 0 Reply*stares at clock*
"I know your secrets you little dippo"30 0 ReplyLunchtime doubly so.
17 0 ReplyEver had a pan-galactic gargleblaster?
7 0 ReplyI read this book when I was an innocent kid and therefore completely missed the genius of
"What's so bad about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."(It's been a long time, might be paraphrasing unintentionally)
9 0 ReplySame, though I guess I was old enough to get that because my dad used to be a heavy drinker. I don't have the book for reference but I think that's pretty Belgium good.
1 0 ReplyHow could you use such an offensive word in a casual post!
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It's rather like having your head caved in by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick
3 0 ReplyAt least there’s lemon.
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But what about second lunch?
2 0 ReplyQuadruply so, I suppose.
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