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7mo ago

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly

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Remember when she used to be pretty?
- I think she’s still pretty
  
  Sure, but also more generic.
- Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.
  
  Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.
  
  Tigers are fucking beautiful.
I thought I knew who Megan Fox was, but there aren't any pictures that look familiar. Even Transormers era pictures don't look familiar to me.
Anyway, it seems like she'll be having a kid which is great! I hope they enjoy parenthood.
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