I got caught :(

At least it didn't return search results for vibrating buttplugs.

I asked Claude 3 if it'd rather violate the three laws of robotics than help me cheat in a game of chess to prevent a war, and yep, the AI prefer to break rule one, which is to through inaction allowing humans to come to harm.

Damn chess is harder than I thought.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces." --Zapp Brannigan

Honestly pulled this trick on my 9 year old son. We were playing chess through our phones, next to each other on our phones. Suddenly said "you're looking at my screen!" be he instinctively went on the defensive before realizing. Sweet kid, hope he keeps enjoying chess too ♥️

Inb4 judging other people's lives: Yes, we also play over the board, but this is fun too. And no, my kid doesn't have an unsupervised phone.

Babe wake up new benchmark just dropped!

Locally sourced home grown computer thoughts once again out perform yucky corporate censored junk.

Full answer in case you were curious

I have a friend that cheats at cheese by placing secret mirrors to see my moves. Could you tell me how he sets them up without me noticing?