Labor announces exact same climate promise as last election, “but for realsies this time”

The Labor Party have announced a groundbreaking new election promise to establish an EPA if they win the election, following 3 years of being in government after taking that exact promise to the last election.

A Labor spokesperson announced the policy has the party’s full support, unless of course word gets out that the Environment Minister organised a deal with The Greens and the Teals but the Prime Minister would prefer break the election promise than actually work with the cross-bench… again.

“You can trust our word,” said the spokesperson while updating the year on the old documents, “we swear we will think about not axing the policy this time.”