Bertstrips @feddit.de Like A Duck @programming.dev 2y ago Already planning for how to survive in jail 1 crossposts Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Lt. Worf, son of Mogh @lemmy.ca 2y ago Already planning for how to survive in jail
Crosses through the self checkout and boldly uses eye contact with an employee like "I dare ya, I triple dog dare ya" to distract yourself from feeling nervous.
Also me: That's exactly what someone who did something wrong would think!