Tired of dating apps? Maybe you should try tree.
Tired of dating apps? Maybe you should try tree.
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Dating apps want you to fail to find someone to keep you using the app. Tree's got your back, though.
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1,000 letters per year and only 100 marriages. Still better odds than dating sites?
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"Oh wise mystical tree, help me find love."
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"Absolutely not. I've caught wind of the porn categories you're into."
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"So how'd you meet?"
"Oh I just shoved a letter in a tree hole and she wanders forests sometimes picking up papers she finds. Typical way really."
Tale as old as time.