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If I want a fancy and over expensive watch I would get a pixel watch (gen 1 and used ofc)
Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time...
... I work as a section bender in a factory. You can't see it under my overalls.
Wait, where are you wearing it 😳
His name is "Bender Bending Rodriguez"
Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
Well, yes. My wife says I'm Bender from Futurama.
I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart
firea lot.
On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit... We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
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