That's better than MinnesNOPEda that I was going to suggest
but MinnesoDone is fire
Mass Exodus
Maine is just "Pain" lol
Coloradon't
I feel that one is obvious, but, to be fair, what I find obvious and what the average person finds obvious is a Venn diagram with an ironically non-obvious tiny overlap.
Ok Connecticut NEEDS to leave the union right now, if only for the memes.
Iowtahere?