8mo ago

Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex

Male humpback whale swims record 8,106 miles across 3 oceans for sex

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I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more
- Just to be that whale who swam 8000 miles, To fall down at your door
  
  Bah da dut duh! Bah da dut duh! Baddadum bahdadum bahdadah bad da dut dut dah!
Doesn’t matter. Got laid.
- Got buff swimming hard. Ate krill, high in omega 3 fatty acids.
  All for “love”
  Respect
Her parents must have not have been home.
Thank goodness we have hands.
I think he got lost and didn't want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he's asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.

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