Best inna worl'! Engerlaaaaaaand! One world war and two, er, I forget now. I blaim the immergrants, comin' over here and gettin' benefits while takin' our jobs. Plus, this lot, the tofurati, the wokerati, the avacadorati, sittin' inna road, gluin' themselves to ambulances and tryin' to save the planet for all of us! Don't get me started.
Are you 'avin' a laugh, you fuckin' snowflake. Always lookin' for something to get upset about ain'tcha? Gotta take offense at everything. Make me mad. Maaaaaaad! Nnnngggrhhhh! Oh bollocks, me 'ernia's gone again.