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9mo ago

Who's this guy on South Korean TV?

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Took me so long to realize he's dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.
- he's dead
  Yeah, dead... nervous laughter
  And before you ask, no, I'm not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.
  
  You really are a mad scientist. You're in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!
  
  hmmm 🤔
Wait, what's this?
ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
- Thayt mayn has a fambly!
South Korean coup?
Nope, it's me Prigozhin!
- Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don't like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.
  
  Is this delayed fallout from Park Geun-hye–Choi Soon-sil Gate?
He's baaaaack
Prigozhin?

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