What's the most "this isn't what it looks like" type of situation you've ever been in?

not me but a coworker friend: Back in the 1980's in Brooklyn NY, Vinny called his best friend, and Vinnys wife answered the phone. Instantly furious, he was threatening divorce and demanded to know wtf she was doing there, and even answering the phone. she claimed he was crazy and she wasnt even at his place. turns out Vinny had misdialed the phone number by one digit and had really called a pay phone that his wife just so happened to be walking past at that moment. craziest thing ever happened in his crazy life.