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Two words:
Record Profits
Yeah baby!!
Line goes up, grandpa and kiddo can just go to the crappier nursing home and daycare and you can work a little harder can't you!?
Now if you'll excuse me, but I've got some senators dicks to suck
Now if you’ll excuse me, but I’ve got some senators dicks to suck
You got it backwards...
Line must go up.
One word: Unionize.
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LOL you totally had me with that message. Thanks for the laugh!
Don't ask how I know what that message looks like! 😄
Can't imagine how. LOL.
Username checks out
Can I pls?
The shareholders are the real victims here. Despite being willing to pay their new CEO more than their competitors, the rate at which the company's profits are increasing is 0.8% less than their competitor's! Their stock price just took a massive nose dive of $0.08 overnight! Better give the CEO a better incentive package. I'm sure he can replace our QA team with Elon's new Optimus robots. That might increase our margins and keep us competitive!