IMPORTANT - VEGAN THEORY CLUB PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT

This notice is to serve as our very official and very important endorsement for president. As we all know endorsements are the most important part of the election season so we as VTC come together to endorse, Bozo the Clown for President of Clown Country!

Bozo is no ordinary clown. He’s a legend. For decades, Bozo has embodied everything Clown Country stands for: laughter, silliness, and a commitment to spreading joy. He’s the leader we deserve—the one with the experience to balance the unicycles and juggle the responsibilities that come with leading our colorful nation.

Bozo knows what will make Clown Country great again— He’s got the big shoes to fill, literally and figuratively. And let’s face it—no one wears the red nose with more pride. Whether he's riding in the tiniest car with the biggest crew or leading us in the national squirting flower competition, Bozo has always represented the very best of Clown Country.

So, honk your horns, throw on your rainbow wigs, and get ready to laugh like never before. Let’s put a true clown in charge of Clown Country. Ladies and Gentlemen, Bozo for President!