2y ago

Trans woman says ex keeps her testicles in fridge, demands their return

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" possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs,"
Lol
You can keep eggs and egg-shaped items in one of these...
It works in the fridge.
- Wtf, I lived my whole life so far not knowing I wanted a double decker egg storage and conveyer unit until today
  
  Can I interest you in a double decker testicle storage and conveyor unit as well?
  *comes with a weighted silicon hammer at no extra charge!
How could they have even obtained said testicles? I have so many fucking questions
- I would assume that they lived together prior to the breakup.
  From the article:
  Wojciechowski, meanwhile, has countered, claiming that Kingsley took everything she wanted from his apartment eight months ago when their relationship ended
  
  Yes but its not like the surgeons typically give away removed parts.
Sounds a lot like MY EX, amirite fellas?
This surprises me.
I asked if I could have my gallstones (because I wanted to smash those little gut-wrenching motherf*ckers with a sledgehammer) and was told "No".
- I have seen on reddit a long time ago somebody who got his foot cut off and not only he got to keep it.... He ate part of it. And I am pretty sure he was American but not 100% sure.
  There was proof of being cooked I think as some pictures obviously the eating part didn't have proof tough.

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