Russia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are coming
Russia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are coming
www.theregister.com Russia fears Ukraine hijacking home CCTV systems for intel
Forget about your love life too, no dating apps until the war is over
That's how you know your empire building is going GREAT. IT'S FINE. WE DON'T NEED KURSK.
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I can just imagine some of the conversations.
Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can't believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you?
Russian guy: oh no, there's no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck?
Hot girl has left the chat.
Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck
Happy cake day.
Thanks! 🎂
Why, you're welcome.
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