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ralen_jor @sh.itjust.works

2y ago

The second one

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"sir, this is a Wendy's" - Gandalf, after falling on hard times
The Eye of Sauron would see the Brown Eye of Frodo.
- Frodo does goatse.cx on Sauron.
  For you young folks, here's the Wikipedia
  
  glad to see there are still some old farts around who rememeber glorious goatse
  
  I showed this to so many people back in the day.
  
  Risky click
- It's pretty obviously cannon that any extremity put into the ring will cause thew entire person/hobbit to disappear; thus the person using it as a cock rink would disappear while the person/hobbit receiving wouldn't have any effects.
- I read interview with urologists long time ago. One of his first patients was guy in Gandalf costume and cock ring that he couldn't take off.
- His partner's butthole would appear to gape open. Shortly after, the ring wraiths would appear and bukkake him.
- I don’t take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex
  I'm not so sure. Him and Sam definitely had something going.
  
  filthy hobbits
- You don't want to. The One Ring has over time changed shape which is how it likes to hop off fingers by going wide. This suggests that the one ring can shrink.
  I think you know the implications here.
Number 2
"Sir, we meant questions about the job."
Would Sauron just be distracted by random hobbit pellets plopping around the shire?

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