New Australian Law Forces Magic Packs to Show Realistic Photos of Crappy Singles Inside (Humor)

"Last time I skipped a prerelease, I relapsed hard enough to pick up a March of the Machine: The Aftermath box. Probably the lowest point in my life right there," concluded that dude while clicking 'add to cart' on an erotic Fblthp playmat.

Where is this playmat? So I can... avoid it.