Where there's smork...

Can I bum a smork?

There's alam.

Was Coach Z in charge of product design?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Smork

maybe this flips down and a boxing glove pops out to repeatdly hit you in the face.

Good ol’ smasnug has a new dear friend.

... there's fear.

Me go face???

Feye'a, fagidaboudit!

Obviously Ikea.