You have 5 minutes to hide a paperclip in your home. A detective has 24 hours to find it, If they don't, you get $100,000. Where are you going to hide the paperclip?

Hand it to the detective and split the $100K. Less work involved for both of us.

Or, it’s going into an empty ice cube tray in that cabinet above the fridge I’ve never been able to reach.