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I found out I can access the local bar's TouchTones from my house and my work. So on random evenings, I'll queue a song list up starting with Photograph (my calling card), then do a list of bizarre songs (Surfin' Bird, it's Not Unusual, a 20+ minute Sufjan Stevens song, Babymetal, etc), then close it out with Photograph again.
I'm going to give the bartender a Pavlovian response to hearing Nickelback
Could you do a solid prank for this random internet stranger and queue up the following:
8 x one favorite slightly annoying song ('moves like jagger', or 'we built this city' would be my suggestion)
1 x Photograph (pause for the unison sigh of relief from the patrons)
1+ x the same slightly annoying song played in a row already.
I'll bring popcorn.
So, from experience, I don't think it likes it if you play a song too close to itself. I had a short Playlist once with two or three songs bookended with Photograph, and it dropped the second Photograph. So I'm hesitant to do the same song over and over. Maybe a song that has a whole bunch of different versions might work!
You could at least credit John Mulaney if you are going to steal his jokes.
- Photograph
- Prince - Batdance.
- OPM - Heaven is a halfpipe
- NWA - Fuck the Police (radio edit)
- Incubus - Aqueous Transmission
- The Mandalorian Theme song
- Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Boubcing Ball
- Dre - Next Episode
- The Broadside Band -Gathering Peascods
- The Gourds - Gin and Juice
- Steely Dan - Rikki don't lose that number
- Slipknot - before I forget (or slayer raining blood - take your pick)
- Lingus - Snarky Puppy
- Nonpoint - in the air tonight
- Cunninlynguists - the Light
- Rush - la villa strangiato
- Jethro Tull - cross-eyed mary
- Photograph.
All are on Spotify, which you can link to Touch tunes. Load it up as a playlist, then select "smart shuffle".
Find a booth. Grab a pint. Enjoy the clusterfuck.
If they have it, Disco Duck is an all-time stupid song classic, highly recommend playing it anytime you want to be a musical troll.
Alright, that was great. I'm sure just the song is good for a troll, but the video made it at least 10x better.
A bad music classic, for certain
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