Do something that puts you in light prison/jail and have friends/family give money to your commissary. I've been in a serious prison and a bunch of the guys had transparent PS2, so you couldn't hide anything in it.
I bought that model a few years ago and it's gorgeous. I love transparent consoles, especially blue so I've done shell swaps on all of my consoles I can find blue shells for, either official or 3rd party. So far I have a PS2, Wii, and a Switch. I also have transparent blue face plates for a PS5 but I haven't gotten one yet