Joe Biden dog Commander bit Secret Service agents at least 24 times
Joe Biden dog Commander bit Secret Service agents at least 24 times
The German Shepherd's attacks caused the Secret Service to change tactics for safety, documents show.
Archived version: https://archive.ph/xObvc
Archived version: https://web.archive.org/web/20240222105125/https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68366306
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So after a minute of trying to parse this, I assume his dog is named commander? Or did Joe bidens dog commander, I. E. A person who commands dogs, bite his colleagues?
Option 3: the dog is a commander of other dogs. My beagle gets orders from him at least once a week.
The dog's name is Commander.
Why did your dog bite all those people, Joe?
Also weirdly coincidental is that the US Commander is named Dog! But it gets deeper. He's actually a bunch of cats in a trenchcoat!
I made all of this up don't fact check me
That's my least favorite option