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Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa's max speed is faster than starlight.
61 0 ReplyGood luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.
22 0 Replyhah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can't even evade regular ol' flak
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