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FREE* speech for everyone
*conditions_apply
Fee speech
free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations, free delivery, free home trial, and free parking. No cash? No problem. No kidding. No muss, no fuss, no risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment, no entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary, no one will call on you, no payments of interest 'til September. But limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money. Offer good while supplies last. Two to a customer, each item sold separately, batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, allow six weeks for delivery. Some items not available, some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
George Carlin bit?
Edit: reference
Dead on. But it's this one https://youtu.be/AtK_YsVInw8?si=CSfF1Pg7L9SaGc-9
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/AtK_YsVInw8?si=CSfF1Pg7L9SaGc-9
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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I'll take four!
I miss that man