Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
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You got me. This one is too good.
The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.
2 Miami-Dade College, Kendall, FL, USA Department of Fictional Geology
Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.
I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.
There are pokédex entry # for fossils!
That is exactly what clued me in.
“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
You missed the pokedex entries too!