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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

theonion.com 2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids

THOUSAND OAKS, CA—Oblivious to the unforgiving judgments being passed on him every single day, local 2-year-old Caleb Gibson is completely unaware that he is the sole basis for six couples’ decisions not to have kids, sources said Friday. According to reports, the toddler has thus far failed to reco...

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My God if you can't handle a 2 year olds tantrum you should not have a kid.
- I can't, and I won't. Thanks
- if, as an 'adult', you routinely have tantrums of a two-year-old, you probably shouldn't be breeding either.
- Did you bite the onion? What are you contributing here?
- So you understood the satirical article

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