Sitting on the toilet
Sitting on the toilet
Be me.
I've started sitting down to pee because it's cleaner.
Stand up after I've finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
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Some people clean their ass standing up. Some people clean their ass sitting down. And both groups don't know the other exists.
Hilarious question to ask at dinner parties with the right kind of crowd. It's incredible watching people find out that their spouse stands.
Also, standers: represent!
And some apparently don't clean their ass at all
and then there's the filthy-rich who may have a designated 'butt washer' on the payroll.
So that's where that kink comes from...
You mean the Groom of the Stool ?
Or people that spent $20 for a bidet
The third group does both.