What if I told you it's pretty much always been one, but it had some fairly convincing anal trim and tinsel along with weapons-grade artificial air fresheners disguising some of the shittiness?
Allowing a 14 year old to work an overnight shift on a school night is an open declaration of war against children. Half the government of Florida are child sex trafficking pedophiles anyway, so I guess the relaxing of child welfare laws can only really benefit them.