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Every Quote on the 10th Anniversary Hoodie

Gathered by Reddit users taly_slayer and paradox28jon

  1. "I think we’re very broken people, but I think together we are far greater than the sum of our parts. I like who we are together, and I think that’s important." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E44: The Sunken Tomb (1:16:58)
  2. "I’d feel so much better if I hit something." Taliesin as Ashton. C3 E10: Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates (2:27:00)
  3. In the darkness I say “fuck”. Liam as Vax. C1 E7: The Throne Room (1:06:29)
  4. "I’m going to kill everyone in this motherfucking house!" Sam as Scanlan. C1 E31: Gunpowder Plot, pt. 1 (0:42:56)
  5. "Pop pop!" Marisha as Beau. C2 E1: Curious Beginnings (2:34:58)
  6. "The wood speaks to you. You just have to be ready to listen." Travis as Chetney. C3 E10: Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates (1:52:19)
  7. "I’ve never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me!" Laura as Jester. C2 E3: The Midnight Chase (0:35:07)
  8. "I have so many flowers to bring to her." Ashley as Yasha. C2 E46: A Storm of Memories (2:26:49)
  9. "Sometimes I get nervous to get close to people because I feel that I just lose them…. I feel like I’m either very unlucky or cursed. And I don’t believe in luck." Ashley as Yasha. C2 E46: A Storm of Memories (2:27:34)
  10. "You should know, I have no respect for authority." Marisha as Beau. C2 E26: Found & Lost (4:26:46)
  11. "Um…. Good day, sir— It’s not a good day for you. Sorry." Ashley as Pike. C1 E98: The Mines of the Many (2:33:30)
  12. "Never trust the truth. The truth is vicious, the truth thinks that you owe it something… I like my bullshit. It’s good, it’s happy, it makes other people happy." Taliesin as Molly. C2 E14: Fleeting Memories (2:12:12)
  13. "Jails are not my favored terrain." Marisha as Beau. C2 E2: A Show of Scrutiny (0:13:05)
  14. "You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it." Liam as Caleb. C2 E97: The Fancy and the Fooled (3:58:39)
  15. "Time is a weird soup." Ashley as Fearne. ExU E1: The Nameless Ones (0:53:07)
  16. "Help, it’s again." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E101: Mysteries, Memories, and Music (3:16:05)
  17. "I just wanna go on record and say I think this is stupid! Okay. Let’s go." Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E111: Shadows of Thomara (1:57:53)
  18. "You shouldn’t have killed my cat. Liam as Caleb. C2 E29: The Stalking Nightmare (3:39:44)
  19. "Darling, take the mask off. Laura as Vex. C1 E33: Reunions (2:09:37)
  20. "Heaven to some, hell to others. Taliesin as Ashton. C3 E1: The Draw of Destiny (2:30:32)
  21. "Carpe BM. When we're in a real shitty situation, you just got to seize it. Sam as FCG. C3 E5: The Threat Between the Walls (2:46:48)
  22. "I realize I’m not as good at lying as I thought. Which is weird because I do it all the time." Ashley as Fearne. C3 E13: A Dance of Deception (0:19:38)
  23. "Magic is new to me. This sword is new to me. I didn't have most of this all of my life. All I had was my words to get out of situations, to try and heal conflict, to try and outsmart somebody. And now all of a sudden, I have this power and I feel like it's a shortcut and that I've been cheating myself." Travis as Fjord. C2 E36: O Captain, Who's Captain? (1:09:41)
  24. "What’s my mother’s name?" Sam as Scanlan. C1 E85: A Bard's Lament (2:07:40)
  25. "You can reply to this message." Sam as Nott. C2 E11: Zemnian Nights (2:42:05)
  26. "Okay, okay, okay." Ashley as Pike. C1 E40: Desperate Measures (1:03:16)
  27. "The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever!" Laura as Jester. C2 E8: The Gates of Zadash (1:17:32)
  28. "I don't know if I'm the leader that you deserve, or a good leader, but I'm willing to dedicate the rest of my life to doing whatever I can for all of us. As long as Vox Machina stands by my side." Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E90: Voice of the Tempest (3:55:11)
  29. "FIX HIM!" Travis as Grog. C1 E83: The Deceiver's Stand (3:12:38)
  30. "You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E33: Reunions (0:31:48)
  31. "What a dillweed." Liam as Vax. C1 E85: A Bard's Lament (3:16:16)
  32. "Sometimes you just don't want to find out that the problem isn't the city, and maybe the problem's you." Taliesin as Ashton. C3 E16: The Shade Mother (3:49:35)
  33. "Just because you have a soul doesn't mean you know how to use it too good. Sam as FCG. C3 E22: Promise and Potential (1:11:51)
  34. "Big moon, little moon." Liam as Orym. C3 E17: Heart-to-Heartmoor (3:46:03)
  35. "Let’s jump into tonight’s episode of CRITICAL ROLE." Matt. C1 E95: One Year Later... (0:06:56)
  36. "Sleep well with your bad decisions." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E40: Dubious Pursuits (2:55:14)
  37. "You see, I love this gnome very much/He's small like me, but he's touched/He's raided and slain, he's pooped while he sang/but if he's gone forever I won't be the same." Ashley as Pike. C1 E84: Loose Ends (0:37:01)
  38. "Death is just a pause." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E77: A Tangled Web (1:18:19)
  39. "I can’t do reverse math." Travis. C1 E110: The Climb Within (3:10:53)
  40. "It’s fine, we’re basically gods." Marisha as Beau. C2 E12: Midnight Espionage (2:25:42)
  41. "I do not want this fear anymore." Ashley as Yasha. C2 E105: Rumble at Rumblecusp (1:36:32)
  42. "I love you. I don’t accept this." Laura as Vex. C1 E115: The Chapter Closes (1:37:59)
  43. "We’re gonna fuck around. And then we’re all going find out." Liam as Orym. C3 E60: Faith or Famine (3:22:26)
  44. "Do you have a female setting?" Travis as Grog. C1 E36: Winter's Crest in Whitestone (0:51:12)
  45. "I’m always ready to make a damn fool of myself." Taliesin as Molly. C2 E12: Midnight Espionage (0:57:16)
  46. "Long may he reign." Marisha as Beau. C2 E27: Converging Fury (0:32:11)
  47. "I know you're being dark and creepy right now." Laura as Vex. C1 E105: The Fear of Isolation (0:34:54)
  48. "I am Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III. My ancestry dates back thousands of years and will continue for thousands more, unless Whitestone falls. I live as long as Whitestone lives." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E56: Hope (3:08:04)
  49. "Your secret is safe with my indifference." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E45: Those Who Walk Away... (2:18:05)
  50. "Scanlan make you feel good. Scanlan make you feel real good." Sam as Scanlan. C1 E2: Into the Greyspine Mines (0:26:10)
  51. "You need me more than I need you." Travis as Fjord. C2 E72: Clay and Dust (3:06:19)
  52. "It’s always worth making friends, no matter where you are." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E52: Feral Business (3:33:30)
  53. "Well, you are all kinds of fucked up all the time, and that’s why we love you. We’re all kinds of fucked up and that’s why we’re together." Ashley as Pike. C1 E56: Hope (3:46:07)
  54. "Dagger, dagger, dagger." Liam as Vax. C1 E11: The Temple Showdown (4:18:02)
  55. "Have you ever had a blueberry cupcake?" Laura as Jester. C2 E93: Misery Loves Company (3:40:48)
  56. "Life needs things to live." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E63: The Echo Tree (1:15:52)
  57. "I wish for you in the future, to find someone to mourn you when you’re gone." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E110: Dinner with the Devil (3:23:07)
  58. "The strength of a colony is stronger than the individual of one great diseased foot." Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E83: The Deceiver's Stand (0:33:44)
  59. "Take me instead, you raven bitch." Liam as Vax. C1 E44: The Sunken Tomb (4:30:34)
  60. "Uk’otoa…" Laura as Jester. C2 E37: Dangerous Liaisons (1:16:34)
    61."I have passed through fire." Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E69: Passed Through Fire (2:03:48)
  61. "I should have told you, it’s yours." Laura as Vex. C1 E69: Passed Through Fire (1:12:39)
  62. "I'm going to use this for personal gain, but only a little bit." Travis as Chetney. C3 E41: Call of the Wild (2:10:31)
  63. "I MEAN IT STABBED ME, SO YEAH I’M UNCOMFORTABLE." Ashley as Pike. C1 E50: Best Laid Plans... (0:51:41)
  64. "I am not becoming a criminal, I am babysitting." Liam as Orym. ExU E1: The Nameless Ones (1:58:51)
  65. "I feel bad, I’ve treated people like shit my whole life. And I don’t know. Having one transformative moment doesn’t mean you’re immediately going to be a different person overnight and being better is something you have to work at, I guess." Marisha as Beau. C2 E36: O Captain, Who's Captain? (1:10:57)
  66. "I’m fun-scary!" Marisha as Laudna. C3 E22: Promise and Potential (3:07:47)
  67. "Your soul is forfeit!" Taliesin as Percy. C1 E25: Crimson Diplomacy (3:08:51)
  68. "Let me show you why the call me glorious!" Matt as Gilmore. C1 E115.09: The Search For Grog (1:14:08)
  69. "I'm comfortable with the bastard that I've been, because I know that the man I am now is different." Sam as Scanlan. C1 E99: Masquerade (3:46:54)
  70. "I left every town better than I found it." Taliesin as Molly. C2 E14: Fleeting Memories (2:16:27)
  71. "I wanna be a monstah!" Ashley as Pike. C1 E53: At Dawn, We Plan! (2:44:32)
  72. "There’s an alpha in all of us." Travis as Chetney. C3 E40: Compulsions (2:38:57)
  73. "Nightmares are just fun dreams." Marisha as Laudna. C3 E16: The Shade Mother (3:53:44)
  74. "We chose our life with eyes wide open." Liam as Orym. C3 E17: Heart-to-Heartmoor (3:43:10)
  75. "Get the fuck out of my temple." Laura as Jester. C2 E50: The Endless Burrows (1:14:35)
  76. "I made the earth remember him." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E30: The Journey Home (2:28:12)
  77. "I do not want to die who I am. I would like to live long enough to be someone else." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E64: The Frigid Doom (1:53:04)
  78. "Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will." Liam as Caleb. C2 E18: Whispers of War (2:56:37)
  79. "The world is a lot bigger than your cemetery." Laura as Jester. C2 E36: O Captain, Who's Captain? (1:03:45)
  80. "You don't need power to [make you][be] better." Laura as Imogen. C3 E78: Fractures (0:44:43)
  81. "I broke the world for us!" Matt as Delilah. C1 E34: Race to the Ziggurat (3:47:46)
  82. "I’m asking you to open your heart to chaos." Laura as Jester. C2 E96: Family Shatters (3:19:34)
  83. "I'm sorry I found your cuteness alarming." Marisha as Beau. C2 E45: The Stowaway (4:37:32)
  84. "Vox Machina! Fuck. Shit. Up!" Travis as Grog. C1 E51: Test of Pride (2:50:21)
  85. "How do you want to do this?" Matt. C1 E1: Arrival at Kraghammer (3:00:24)
  86. "I joined your group of friends-- I guess our group of friends, now-- as a testament of faith, and it would be a disservice to that faith to turn around because it's hard. If it'd have been easy, I suppose I wouldn't have been needed to be called to it." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E41: A Pirate's Life for Me (0:13:54)
  87. "Molly said not to steal from happy people." Sam as Nott. C2 E27: Converging Fury (0:27:30)
  88. "A bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors." Matt. C1 E21: Trial of the Take, Part 4 (0:00:03)
  89. "I am of the Empire, but I am no friend of the Empire!" Liam as Caleb. C2 E56: The Favor (2:54:08)
  90. "I don’t want to run anymore." Laura as Imogen. C3 E19: Omens Above (3:11:30)
    92."We’re going to start with courage and not talk about dragons." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E78: The Siege of Emon (1:58:37)
  91. "Sorry for choking you with my stick." Marisha as Beau. C2 E4: Disparate Pieces (0:35:09)
  92. "We’re Bells Hells, and we’re not with you, you’re with us." Liam as Orym. C3 E33: Blood and Dust (1:16:57)
  93. "This crowd is bigger than my cube-like dong!" Sam as Scanlan. C1 E109: The Ominous March - LIVE (0:36:44)
  94. "That sounds like someone whose ass I would like to kick." Ashley as Yasha. C2 E34: Encroaching Waters (0:50:15)
  95. "Bidet!" Travis as Grog. C1 E60: Heredity and Hats (LIVE) (0:25:15)
  96. "You're not at fault here. You’re the solution." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E48: Homeward Bound (3:37:49)
  97. "Is it Thursday yet?" Matt. [phrase started by Dani Carr] C1 E28: The Sun Tree (3:07:47)
  98. "Have you ever been in nature? Violence is extremely natural. Taliesin as Cad. C2 E28: Within the Nest (1:08:48)
  99. "I don’t know what I’m doing, just go with it." Liam as Caleb. C2 E22: Lost Treasures (3:19:38)
  100. "Eventually, one day, somebody will pray for a miracle, pray for something to save them to whatever gods are nearby, and that prayer will be answered because you'll show yo. That's how it works. That's what a champion is." Taliesin as Caduceus. C2 E75: Rime and Reason (2:16:13)
  101. "No, it’s fine! We’re gods!" Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E97: Taryon, My Wayward Son (0:14:59)
  102. "Maybe you should try friends sometime." Matt as Essek. C2 E97: The Fancy and the Fooled (1:05:57)
  103. "If we're lucky enough to get another shot, I don't want to miss.] Travis as Chetney. C3 E55: Hope Within History (2:14:20)
  104. "Some people have no sense of fucking honor!" Taliesin as Percy. C1 E13: Escape from the Underdark (1:11:08 )
  105. "It's all shitty, so it just depends on how you look at it. You can dwell on the shit, or you can just leave it behind in people's beds and keep going." Sam as Scanlan. C1 E45: Those Who Walk Away...(2:32:30)
  106. "I am your god! Long may I reign!" Taliesin as Molly. C2 E18: Whispers of War (3:03:39)
  107. "Time is one of my specialties." Matt as Essek. C2 E57: In Love and War (1:17:10)
    110."Where do you find your strength?" Matt as Earthbreaker Groon. C1 E43: Return to Vasselheim (2:49:26)
  108. "Well, my social anxiety is getting the best of me. I'm taking a walk. Goodbye." Liam as Caleb. C2 E6: The Howling Mines (0:17:44)
  109. "We’re running, it’s bad." Taliesin as Cad. C2 E45: The Stowaway (4:10:14)
  110. "We don’t do anything with dignity." Laura as Vex. C1 E83: The Deceiver's Stand (1:59:50)
  111. "Recognize the alpha." Travis as Chetney. C3 E17: Heart-to-Heartmoor (1:49:56)
  112. "I was trying to do the thing. Like ‘I killed my family’, ‘I’ll throw you under a bridge’. I’m learning how to people." Ashley as Yasha. C2 E68: Reflections (0:20:01)
  113. "I give him a cotton candy kiss on his forehead." Ashley as Pike. C1 E89: Curious Tides (1:00:58)
  114. "I would like to RAGE!" Travis as Grog. C1 E1: Arrival at Kraghammer (2:36:07)
  115. "I thought he NEVER leave!" Laura as Vex. C1 E81: What Lies Beneath the Surface (3:01:24)
  116. "You promised me Vesrah… and besides, you know I’m in love with you, right?" Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E89: Curious Tides (0:50:18) … (0:51:01)
  117. "Screw you, I want my final words to you to be indignant and irritated." Taliesin as Percy. C1 E11: The Temple Showdown (2:47:13)
  118. "You’ve never played Boulder, Parchment, Shears?" Marisha as Keyleth. C1 E86: Daring Days (1:28:38)
  119. "I’m Ashton, I hit things for money." Taliesin as Ashton. C3 E8: A Woodworker’s Quandary (0:30:59)
  120. "You have sixty seconds, but I have more knuckles." Marisha as Beau. C2 E43: In Hot Water (2:12:07)
  121. "I’m going to take a shot." Taliesin as Percy. Many, many times; here’s one: C1 E45.01: Cindergrove Revisited (2:22:30)
  122. "Hello, I’d like to share the news of our lard and saviour MY AXE IN YOUR FACE!" Travis as Grog. C1 E29: Whispers (1:29:13)
  123. "He’s my boy. And I keep him safe. Sam as Nott. C2 E13: Lost & Found (2:42:21)
  124. "Some call me Kingslayer…. Some all me Scanlan… some just call me when they want a good time." Sam as Scanlan. C1 E18: Trial of the Take (0:20:23)
  125. "Do not go far from me." Liam as Vax. C1 E40: Desperate Measures (1:31:24)
  126. "If I could pull the blood of you from my veins and give it back, I would! I want no part of you." Laura as Vex. C1 E60: Heredity and Hats (LIVE) (0:47:49)
  127. "I stand my ground." Liam as Orym. C3 E94: Where The Red Fearne Glows (1:12:55)
  128. "Jazz is chaos and I don’t know how you can’t love it." Ashley as Fearne. C3 E4: On the Trail of a Killer (2:59:38)
  129. "You know I’m in love with you, right?" Liam as Vax. C1 E33.01: Reunions, pt. 2 (0:04:25)
  130. "The worst thing that’s ever happened to me has already happened." Marisha as Laudna. C3 E17: Heart-to-Heartmoor (3:07:19)
  131. "I love smuggling, it’s basically a vacation someone else pays for." Taliesin as Ashton. C3 E26: Hidden Truths (1:36:07)
  132. "I’m killing someone, hold please!" Liam as Vax. C1 E6: Breaching the Emberhold (2:02:48)
  133. "Smiley day to ya! Sam as FCG. C3 E10: Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates (1:21:51)
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