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Episode 120: The Red End
Bell’s Hells, after trekking deep into the depths of the red moon of ill omen, Ruidus, you found yourself at the very core. After sending Ludinus’ form scattering into some oily bubbling substance, you stepped into the central chamber, where the two Ruidusborn accepted a meeting. As you watched it swell and grow to a monstrous size, and begin to step towards its exit, you all rallied around this terrifying entity. Trying to beseech your friend who seemed beyond your reach as Imogen (somewhere within the consciousness of Predathos) sought to engage with the shreds that remain of the two gods it once swallowed and forgot in history. As you battled it, trying to peel back its hardened carapace (and the blue-green crystals that armor its torso and body) you began to see opportunities to reach for your friend where you managed to free one of the two lost entities.
In a moment of crisis and panic, Laudna placed the (bequeathed) legendary mask of The Matron upon her face, discovered it was a fake (crafted by one of her own companions, Braius) and through some rapid fenagling with your terrifying Form of Dread you placed your face into it and briefly transported the consciousness of you and the rest of your troop into the Matron’s realm to have a discussion with her. There in that stretched moment of time, you came up with a very curious possibility on how to deal with the current Predathos-God situation on Exandria. After expressing this possibility in a bit of banter, your moment came to a close and you had to choose two from a number of boons that the Matron could provide.
As you stepped back out of her realm and into your conscious selves back here on the moon, you chose the recovery of some of the arcane knowledge that your group had expended as well as a brief swell of lively experience (temporarily gaining two levels from 15 to 17). Finishing destroying this entity (as it crumbled, it’s form shattering across the room in innumerable shards of broken Ruidian glass) you had a moment to breathe in the silence and process what had happened before the room itself began to shake. As (erupting from across the chamber) a massive kaiju-head Predathos (currently furious) began to burst through the ground where two of its massive claws reached out to claim vengeance and possibly reclaim its vessel. To ride out and beyond, to feast upon the quaking gods beyond the divine gate.
As these massive claws come streaking through the air (their fingers reaching, the scythe-like claws cracking in the air as it expands), the gargantuan crested head of Predathos roars. It’s mouth lighting up with a bright glowing-blue light, and you see a flicker of black energy inside that seems to pulse.
00:13:59 Travis:"Poop, spelled backwards, is poop."
Matt:"It's always been there. Upside down? 'boob'."
00:14:37 Matt mimes slamming a massive Predathos dildo on the battle map
Fearne:"I got this one!"
00:15:24 Three way rollies for initiative order
00:19:31 Chetney's Brand of Castigation is still on the head
00:24:16 Laura:"Oh my god. He's going to be able to swallow us."
Travis:"No! Don't say that! He probly wasn't thinking it until you said it."
00:24:34 Marisha:"Herdy Derdy Derdis."
00:26:31 Noone says "Stop it!" after Liam's sneeze?
00:27:56 Travis:"Gurl, those nails are busted...aww these are gels..."
Marisha:"$18 on these acrylics."
Matt:"You should see this bitch try and type."
Travis:"Are Lee Press-Ons still a thing?"
00:28:43 The hand takes psychic damage from Imogen's Mind Sliver
00:29:45 Predathos' special beam attack: Shriek of OblivionAll the crystals and its eyes go jet black, and that small void at the back of its throat gets larger and larger and the surrounding area becomes suddenly quiet before it fires an absolute shrieking beam of black energy. 62 damage on a failed save.
00:32:39 Laura:"Just make triangles."
00:35:22 Predathos the Evolving makes a Meteoric Slam attack with one of the hands
00:37:11 Ball bearings! Kidding! Laudna casts Secret of the Shadow Shard
00:39:14 Ashley's sneeze gets a 'Stop it' from Sam
00:40:10 Imogen:"You can shadow right underneath me, baby."
Liam:"It's real dark in this crack."
00:41:36 Ruinous Claw misses Orym as he lands on Predathos' head thanks to Truthbearer, fabled plate of Uther Vendrock
00:42:17 Matt:(Thunderfury)"Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
00:43:01 Liam:"They were both 18."
00:43:28 Predathos' reaction Condense Glass provides 20 temporary hit points
00:44:26 Travis:"Are you saying, canonically, that if Orym dies, it's Robbie's fault?"
00:45:51 Orym:"Uhh. I think we're kinda fucked!"
00:46:13 Special Attack: Maw of the Red End completely devours Orym...until he uses Misty Step
00:48:17 Predathos gets 4 arms now
00:53:08 FOMO hits the Hells
00:53:45 Fearne lands every Scorching Blast shot
00:54:19 Travis:"Legible dice."
Ashley:"I am, I am, I promise...I'm not using any of my teeth."
00:56:54 Matt:"If a massive kaiju could look incredulous at 'being shat on from a monkey', it would be."
00:57:53 Legendary Reaction: Telekinetic Vacuum
00:58:45 Matt:"You guys Babe Ruth-ing this shit is crazy."
01:01:18 Laura:"He's giving off Jeff Goldblum energy."
01:16:30 Sam reads an ad for Scanlan's Hand Pies, Pocket Bacon, and Strongjaw Ale charms. Almost hits Ashley with the crumpled paper and quickly acts innocent.
01:17:48 Shout out to Colm McGuinness for making the custom Predathos soundtrack for this battle
01:18:02 Horse girl is going ham. 12D12 damage on a crit.
Travis:"I have a wood chisel."
01:21:37 Sam shows Ashley and Laura a video of Robbie dancing in slow motion
01:24:03 Travis:"We're plotting. Don't look at our faces."
Matt:"You're stalling."
01:24:49 Marisha:(monotone)"I'm coming, I'm coming"
Sam:"That's what she said."
Travis:"That's NOT what she said!"
Matt:"Very clinical."
Laura:(imitating)"I'm coming, I'm coming."
Matt:"Almost, almost."
01:26:09 Braius:"You're sparing me? Why?"
Laudna:"We'll talk later. You're not off the hook."