I dunno what the fuck to post, also rule

I was following the shitpost tag on Tumblr for a while since it seemed to be good for a meme or two, but guess who decided to move their asses into that tag like a house when they ditched Reddit? So now I know what to post, but whoever is modding here had better not shoot the messenger cause they ain't fukin around about a joke. Hello am adorable waifu but surprise! I throw baby down stair, type thing