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70% of the worlds surface is covered in water. None of that water is fizzy. Therefore the earth is technically flat…
I’ll be my coat, no need to send the pitchforks.
155 0 ReplyYou're so wrong!
Only 70% of the Earth is flat.
32 0 ReplyI’m on part of the remaining 30% and feel flat everyday. Explain that, mainstream media!
11 0 ReplyIf the world is round, why are my tits flat? Checkmate libtards!
11 0 ReplyI'm not sure where I'm going with this, but...
Prove it?
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Banned for being too fun
26 0 ReplyGood news, ocean acidification is literally the result of the ocean absorbing more CO2, and thus becoming less flat. Bad news, it's kinda causing a shit ton of animals to die, especially coral.
8 0 ReplyThere are natural mineral springs that make water fizzy. Just saying
6 0 ReplyDon't worry. The water might be flat, but we've been working on carbonating the air for some time now.
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