I should probably go back to smoking

Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

"Don't eat five all at once because you will see the devil, and he will rip your heart out through your kneecaps."

i was going to extol the virtues of making your own brownies; but now i won't because i know i'm not as cool as the guy in this video. lol

btw: where is this video from?