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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

theonion.com Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many yea...

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I recently mused that it has got to be hard for the Onion to come up with something these days given how reality keeps catching up to satire, but this headline proves it's not just hard, it's downright impossible to satirize Trump.

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