Trust me... Pick an apple and read the review
Trust me... Pick an apple and read the review
The official rankings of munching apples by comedian and Appleist Brian Frange. Ranked in order and evaluated on a 100 point scale.
An excerpt from Red Delicious:
Oh how the mighty have fallen! Believe it or not, the coffee grinds in a leather glove known as “The Red Delicious Apple” was once a robust firebrand credited with reinventing the apple from mere cider-fruit into a full-fledged lunch-worthy sidepiece. It even won the Stark Brothers apple contest in 1894. Likely your great-grandma’s favorite apple, this once flavorful Prometheus has been mass-produced into desolation.
Nowadays, you can find this thick-skinned, flavorless, mealy imposter unwashed in a dirty wicker basket on the floor of a convenience store. What a sad state of affairs. It’s time to hang them up old man, your time has passed.
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As an enjoyer of apples, I feel seen :D So very many mediocre ones out there, and yet they keep hanging on!