I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
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So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.
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LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.
My wife got me to install a bidet. Can't remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.
16 0 ReplyYou've had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?
16 0 ReplyI've had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.
3 0 ReplyIt is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.
Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.
14 0 ReplyI don't like being wet, so I'd use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.
1 0 ReplyEh, different strokes for different butts. I don't see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don't use it unless I'm particularly interested.....in extra cleanliness. It's not for everyone.
2 0 ReplyYeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?
6 0 ReplySome of you bidet fans sound like you're in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.
4 0 ReplyNothing magical about it. It's simply, objectively superior.
4 0 ReplyCleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?
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If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?
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