I've got a new job that I didn't realize tested until after they gave me the offer (legal state), now I'm one week sober and drinking/sweating like a monster, but I'm not sure it'll work in the one week I've got left before the start date.
Lots of websites suggest various detox drinks, but there's often a profit incentive for them to say that.
I'm not afraid to spend money, I just want this to be over with. Anyone know of any drinks or strategies that worked for them?
Check out the Certo method, worked for me when I had to deal with a similar situation once upon a time. I did Certo (aka a brand name of Fruit Pectin) the night before and then a detox drink the morning of, but the detox drink was overkill, I could have just used creatine/B vitamins and more certo, probably.