Can't have defense anymore. because of woke

Woke is when people fall out of your aircraft and then you kill your own employees

All government contractors have to be "woke" to get the contracts. I am surprised the alt right isn't blaming the government for ruining defense contractors with mandatory DEI (I jest, they definitely are).

Browsing the conservative subreddit is bad for my health, but holy shit it's so funny. Yes, I'm sure Boeing's decades long history of skirting safety regulations is really because of checks notes black people.