Last year, Monash University scientists created the "DishBrain" – a semi-biological computer chip with some 800,000 human and mouse brain cells lab-grown into its electrodes. Demonstrating something like sentience, it learned to play Pong within five minutes.
But now we can technologically enforce the oppression! Isn't that great? You'll be implanted with the birthwisher 4000 so you won't even know, that you don't want to carry the product of rape in your womb!
The sperm in my balls could be the next Einstein. But I'm gonna beat my meat and cum in a tissue and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Mwa ha ha ha!!!
"Toot" is a silly word invented to make Mastodon seem like Twitter. However "tweet" is equally ridiculous.
We already have a word - "comment" - which is universally understood. Also has the added benefit of not being conceived by some Silicon Valley marketing genius.